7 tips from the OWLS (Older Wiser Laughing Souls)

• Whether a man winds up with a nest egg, or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind of chick he marries.

• Trouble in marriage often starts when a man gets so busy earnin' his salt that he forgets his sugar.

• Too many couples marry for better, or for worse, but not for good.

• When a man marries a woman, they become one; but the trouble starts when they try to decide which one.

• If a man has enough horse sense to treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she will never turn into an old nag.

• On anniversaries, the wise husband always forgets the past - but never the present.

• A foolish husband says to his wife, "Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin', cookin' and scrubbin'. No wife of mine is gonna "work"."